When an artist goes “country” I stop listening. Sheryl Crow, The Decemberists, The Byrds, freakin’ Jerry Lee Lewis. Sorry, I can’t follow you over thar. 

Which is ridiculous ‘cause witches, they were persecuted

Doing this right now and I just said last week, “Hey that’s the guy from Alien Nation!” and no one knew what I meant.

Or even a rough freaking outline. Lucas definitely switched his story up as it went along, (from a certain point of view) but at least there was a general story he had in mind.

Man it’s not even that Majors is a bad actor per se, it’s just so much acting, and some of the choices could have been... reconsidered. I don’t what he or the director were thinking. He must be giving a lot on set that just isn’t coming through the camera. He worked best in his scenes with Michelle Pfeiffer in…

I don’t think the cookies were poisoned, I think he ate the whole plate and lapsed into a diabetic coma onstage. That’s why there was no trace of poison in his system? Also only Paul Rudd could yell at a plate of cookies like he was breaking up with a co-worker.

The real problem with Disenchantment is they ditched the “gentle spoof of fantasy / medieval tropes” and the “lazy, drunken loser main character” concepts (along with most of the comedy) and it got darker and more serious and it was serialized. Aside from Bean making out with a mermaid and some steampunk shenanigans,…

Jenny Lewis anyone?

With Hookers. And Blackjack.

He’s definitely going to turn up in one of the cages in the back room getting his mind read at some point.

I believe Harrison Ford plays General Ross in Cap 4, taking over for William Hurt.

There’s going to have to be some AI invention of vocals if it’s “Now and Then,” because the demo has John mumbling through nonsense words for half of the chorus and most of the second verse. 

The one major innovation he used was building sets that could move with the camera. Previous forced perspective shots were usually locked down. So in the scene with Gandalf and Bilbo at Bag End in the beginning of Fellowship, there’s a tracking shot that moves across a table and the forced perspective isn’t broken.…

Not yet

You jest but he actually would make a good Dr. Jim Powers, father to the Power Kids and husband to Margaret (Rhea Seehorn?) I can imagine his grounded, straightforward, slightly dorky dad having to come to terms with his kids having super abilities given to them by aliens. One of them turns into a horse, think of the…

Maybe you’re thinking of Chris Kattan? Molly was slightly overshadowed by Cheri Oteri’s crazy energy and endless catchphrase characters and Will Ferrell’s total dominance of most sketches, but between Mary Catherine Gallagher, Sally O’Malley, Helen Madden - Joyologist, Goth Talk, and the Dog Show, as well as her…

Do you want a Zoidberg? ‘Cause that’s how you get a Zoidberg.

Yeah Elrond and Durin were great, and Galadriel had major chemistry with everybody. Even sad human healer and distractingly hot elf were good. The acting was let down by poor story choices and weird pacing. Still, it was the best of the two big epic fantasy shows. It’s a pity it lost out to Fire and Blood which was…

I had to turn the channel for five minutes, because, as technically accomplished as the impression is, I just don’t want to hear or see that bloated orange gasbag ever again.

“Put that thing back where it came from or so help me...”