What about former President Donald John?

“The irony of huge container ships like the Given is that companies started building giant boats in order to avoid the Suez Canal...”

I called it NP, but really it is Correct Price. If it was $1000 higher, I would think it was a “I know what I have” guy that wasn’t actually willing to sell the vehicle. If it was $1000 less, I would think this was a Cinderella car that looked good for the pictures but has something fragile that is about to fall off…

Yeah, he seems like one of those “alpha” losers who don’t understand that a true alpha, if they existed (the whole thing is based on a discredited theory—by the very guy who developed it, even—about wolf pack hierarchy), wouldn’t think about being an alpha, wouldn’t give a shit about adhering to someone else’s idea of…

Airline pilots have some of the highest MAGA chud concentrations I have encountered, by and large. This dude is barely on the scale.

The best part is they drive like a massive douche and then they always, ALWAYS, wind up parked at the same light as everyone they passed.

I always thought people rolled coal because they were very insecure about their balls.

A lot of rednecks and hillbillies come to my city from out of town. One thing a lot of them have in common is a childlike impatience for city traffic. They hate sharing the road with other drivers, perilously tailgating everyone as they weave in and out of lanes in a beat up old pickup truck that certainly isn’t made…

You dont have balls unless your a rolling coal man. Wtf? Is this a thought process that exists in the minds of these people? What does filling the air with black soot for no reason have to do with balls? Someone please explain this because I just dont get it. 

Yeah, that is some bullshit.

As an ignorant kid, I was “approved” for a 17% loan on a (1 year) used F150... I had literally no credit built up, but was paid decent. I ate that loan for a year to build my credit, which it did. My bank was happy to refi after I hadn’t missed a payment, etc. for 12 months.

5th Gear:

1st: This is Jalopnik, no one here buys new cars. 

I voted NP because it’s HILARIOUS. In a world full of accords - this one stands out. And lets be honest - someone who has buckets of money would buy it as a joke, cause it’s hilarious.

Honestly, some of the awards are pretty “major” in size

It’s a show car, so it’s in a different category than we’re usually evaluating here. As a show car, it’s in great shape for its age and obviously the original work was very well done.

So, this is pretty obviously meant to be a show car, and absolutely nothing else (it doesn’t even have seatbelts or headrests). Which makes me think: how do you even begin to value a show car? The fact that it’s a 1997 Accord isn’t doing it any favors. The rarity of the wagon bodystyle is the only thing it has going…

When I did automation, my bosses’ boss, the engineering manager, told us how he and his wife saw Basic Instinct with her parents when they were just dating.

I grew up in a rural town with just one theater with four screens. The line was out into the parking lot that whole opening weekend. They had to start selling tickets in the lobby for the other movies just to keep people from getting fed up and leaving the line.

Reverse: My wife and I had just started our honeymoon when the Titanic came out. She really wanted to watch it so we saw it.