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I'm sad that almost everyone never got to see this in a theater on release.

MMMMM! Burger.

etc.

Come Inside Me Volume 3 (2017): A young woman feels unappreciated by her partner, who only likes to come on her feet. The young man talks to a friend, who explains that women like it when men come inside them.

Come Inside Me Volume 1 (2015): A young woman feels unappreciated by her partner, who only likes to come on her tits. The young man talks to a friend, who explains that women like it when men come inside them.

What's That Smell? with your host, Frank Booth!

Final Jeopardy - Sculptures

"You know, that may not really be Chinese"

Too Soon / About Right.

I realize snark is the Soup of the Day here, but that column she wrote is beautiful.

That was supposed to be a Galaxy Quest quote, which Google is now telling me is "Never Give Up! Never Surrender!"

It can be under cooked though, which is revolting.

"No Retreat! No Surrender!"

American Gods showed a dude jizzing fire into another dude last night.

Sting (singing):
We share the same biology, regardless of ideology.
Believe me when I say to you,
I hope the Russians love watersports too

Fucking. Minions.

BMW drivers have supplanted Cadillac drivers as the worst / most assholish on the road in my town.

“Don’t wear stripes, you’ll moiré.”

I had a roommate from San Antonio. Whenever he saw "Texas Toast" on a Canadian menu, he'd fly into a Hulk-like rage.

I live in Vancouver! My older sister got into the housing market in the early 80's, and owns a pretty nice home in SF now.