I'm rating @Heisenberg returning for the Kinjapocolypse just slightly below Clooney returning for Margulies' send off on E.R.

We've failed our children… No, wait, our parents!

What sort of commenter doesn't want a blast of searing hot resin?

I used to wax floors on the graveyard shift as a summer job.

This is amazing news!

OMG an excuse to post this blast from the past: http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf…

Why is The Blue Danube playing now?

He's a Woozle, and his name is Peanut.

A Wife?

Don't mention The War!

"not having a show about an alternate history…"

Exactly.

I just came into this thread to make sure you were okay.

NO REGERTS!

Does no one else think the Night King, with his skinny arms, lack of beard or scraggly hair looks more like a Night Prince or something compared to the other WWs?

Congrats BTW!

That's …unfortunate.

Get yerself down to Crappy Tire and get a new chair!

Drink your MALK!

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