m0nit0rman--disqus
m0nit0rman
m0nit0rman--disqus

Hey, there! Blimpy Boy.

I did 20 minutes of vigorous warmups before I told the 300 pound guy in the Blackhawks jersey "There's always next year, right?"

Timothy Treadwell: Camera and Electrical Department, Grizzly Man

"Perhaps an attic I shall seek…"

It also has a young, topless, Rosanna Arquette.

This is likely the worst "returnees" season ever. Most of the really interesting players have been voted out early, and new favourites like Michaela have spent all their time moping.

Why did you bring race into it?

R.O.U.S.?

My favourite flavour from the scoop shop as a kid was Licorice. It was black, and so was your tongue afterwards.

"Tungsten-Carbide Drills!?"

I bet somebody punched him.

Correct. The band was so successful that they were booked into venues that had never accommodated a show of their size before. There were some near-misses with some safety issues, and the M&M thing was added as a quick way to see if the rider had even been read.

Yes! ….and?

I don't get it.

I'm afraid to ask what the "XL" stands for.

Persons Unknown! Welcome to Level Two!

Where do you work? The Canadian Embassy?

How about "100% not guilty"?

Aww, crap. I got Kylo Ren looking sad.

It's no one's business why I buy adult diapers.