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She has got a wart.

"Stupidest Movie I Saw In An Amazing Theater" would be a good Scenic Routes.

"Final Flight of the Osiris" played theatrically before "Dreamcatcher", and holy fuck was that amazing in a pre-Matrix Sequels Universe.

I crossed a border and lied about my age to get Marilyn Chamber's autograph and an Insatiable t-shirt.

*places hat over what's standing up and applauding*

Yeah… well… "Happy Days" was originally a segment on "Love, American Style"! And "Mork & Mindy" was spun out of an episode of THAT!

I have a few chicken stir fry recipes I rotate, but this has my mouth watering.

Hmmm. You're looking at the lurid cover art in the Adult Video store, this might get rented.
You're reading the title "This AIN'T Girls" on the hotel spankovision listings, this is NOT getting rented.

15. Hugh O'Brian was the second-best secret agent on m0nit0rboy's favourite 1972 tv show, Search.

No one knew pheasant under glass.

But what if I want it more than the person who has it?

Our grade four music teacher used to play Tom Lehrer records for us in class.

I just finished listening to the Next Picture Show podcast comparing Alien to Life.

Shadoe Stevens would like a word with you.

Remember those VCRs that accepted codes that you manually keyed in from numbers in the newspaper?
Good times.

Yikes! A pair of tiny band-aids?

"Could we remember to please put away the urine before we invite people into the lab?"

The Seven Million Dollar Man!