Are you in the Bay Area? My sister used to date a self-described "Trucker Lawyer" there.

There was a Tim Hortons/Wendy's down the street that was my guilty pleasure.
I guess Burger King bought Tim Hortons, so they closed the Wendy's part of the store.
Burger King isn't that popular here, so they replaced the Wendy's with NOTHING! It's just a locked up counter, and it's been like a YEAR!

#ThunderKoontz

He's fine: https://twitter.com/ZODIAC_MF

Star Trek: Voyager (Not actually mediocre).

Let off some steam, Snooki!

Crush your enemies see them driven before you
And hear the lamentation of the women
(Hear the lamentation of the women)

I don't have that much free TIME, Jenny!

Something Something Trump Mexico…

I've been meaning to ask… what's the origin of your handle?

I sing whenever I sing whenever I SING!

Someone on my floor left an aluminum pasta or rice container that features a little glass window so you can see how much is left.

If there's ever been a genre that respected intellectual property, it's Rap.

No love for Ajax?

Happy Birthday!

*SHOOTS TV*

"This is Tranya. I hope you relish it as much as I!"

I don't THINK SO!

But Officer, I DID pick up after my dog!

It was all going so well until we took the dog out to a restaurant, and not being able to speak Vietnamese, mimed "take my dog into the kitchen, and make him something to eat, please?"