I'm also a big fan of seeing the old posts in the new formatting, back when you were able to title your comment. It all just looks like people today would comment in short, repetitive statements statements statements.

Was he here 9 years ago?

I found a demo of Diablo when I was just getting my Pentium II computer set up. I fell in love with it, and ended up buying it for PC and Playstation 1. My wife at the time ended up being a better player than me.
We bought D2 at launch, and played together for years. If I logged in on my laptop, the BLIZZARD craaaaaakkk…

I hope he's okay.

She'd been on a ventilator since the story broke. I didn't imagine she was going to recover.

Be happy you're not Canada!

Well, we don't see what happens to Billy Crudup when that egg explodes at him.

"Want some?"

He has kicked the man in the testicles! Look - the pain was so intense he has to vomit.

Think more "cock wrong".

There was an electronics store in Western Canada called A&B Sound, whose Boxing Day sales I believe started this whole mess.

"Cock Right"?

I had my heart attack at 54.

I've worked in sports and entertainment for a long time, and contract requirements like mandatory appearances are common.
Disciplinary action for refusing to partake would usually be a fine, loss of shifts, or possible suspension.
There's absolutely NO FUCKING WAY their contract states they HAVE TO DO IT.

I somehow just discovered The Next Picture Show podcast. Genevieve, Keith, Tasha, and Scott!

Hitler: "My dog's got no nose!"

All of the owners at my dog park will start screaming blue murder at anyone who tries to bring a puppy who is clearly too young to have had its shots into the park.
They're generally decent folk, but Parvo is nasty.

Now I know where I'll be hanging out for two weeks when the AV Club shuts down!

"What's in the BOX?"

At least three different commenters mentioned Joyce Hyser in this morning's Pop Culture Weekend thread.