If you don’t pay, Bernie Sanders starts stomping through town and takes your stuff. Terrifying. If you made the Trump Whistle, though, he’ll show up and get rid of Sanders. But then you get a huge casino in town, which brings its own set of problems.

That’s because this article is 0% substance.

It’s more than that. Most of the employees at gawker have multiple burner accounts and comment on their own stuff. They are like Russian Today but with a smaller budget. They control the narrative. It's ideological fascism.

Stopped reading. Features two of the best montages in cinematic history, let alone this series, along with the redemption not just of a person, but a whole nation. 10/10, would change again.

I agree that he’s been much better lately. But that doesn’t disprove the hypothesis that the team’s fortunes might turn around if he’s sacrificed.

she’ll go broke eventually, and then cry victim like she does everything else.

she has a personality that attracts a lot of people. Not only that, she’s pretty attractive.

Well after that game, seeing as Austin Rivers slighty (only slightly very slight...) embarrassed your team there Marky, I’d probably give a shit. Lob City Bitch.

Child: Oh cool, are you a minion?

C’mon bud.

you should’ve covered up the tattoo. she’s too readily identifiable this way. there’s only so many people with that pixelated design on their arm.

I wonder if she's his cousin.

I wonder if he’s Kirk’s cousin.

why obscure his face when we can see his name on his shirt smh

“Hopefully, they didn’t miss the comeback.”

Upon finishing, the gentleman turned around and screamed, “YOU LIKE THAT?!?!”

probably because of that big fuckin black shape in front of his face