“Just a small bump.” - Chase Utley

God, it sucks that one of the Pirates or Cubs is getting kicked out after one game. I’ve said it for years: eliminate divisions, and just have one table in each league. The top 5 in each league qualify for the playoffs.

Because then they’d have to mention that the oh-so-lovable Cubs ended his season with a dirty ass slide.

There’s this player Walker whose dad was friends with Roberto Clemente. I root for him.

You forgot to put up a video of their clubhouse dance routines before the game! That's one of the most endearing things about them!

How can you do this whole preview and not mention Jung Ho Kang?

(Insert dickhead Cardinals fan comment here)