We should all be so lucky.

How long, exactly, have you been in a coma?

I straight-up LOL’d at the trailer when I saw Joe Manganiello being chased by the wolf. I was hoping it was a True Blood reference.... 

Isn’t the fact that the guy you are replying to doesn’t seem to know any of that depressing as hell?

Nitwit “Nimrata”

Nevertheless, she persisted to enact the agenda of a virulently misogynist administration.

It’s so hard to find good help since Backpage closed

He has also given $500,000 to the Conservative Solutions PAC supporting Marco Rubio’s presidential campaign, $400,000 to Karl Rove’s American Crossroads in 2014, $195,000 to the National Republican Congressional Committee in the 2016 cycle, $100,000 to Chris Christie’s 2016 super PAC, and $25,000 to the Jeb…

Adding to the hilarity:

“America you got caught smoking that cigarette, now I need to see you smoke the whole carton. Hopefully you’ll learn your lesson that way.”
-Comey

“Alright, Mr. Cohen. Your kilt will be ready on Thursday.”

She was both everything the article chooses to highlight, and also the darker, violent and corrupt side of her that many are trying to erase now that she’s passed, dismissing as racists those who bring it up. Basically, far more complex than either her followers or her detractors want to allow.

Winnie’s jewelry collection almost exclusively adorned suspected, black Apartheid, collaborators. 

She will be remembered as the namesake of the “Winnie Mandela Necklace,” and pioneer of the ANC traditional, Necklacing.

Or, you know, fraud and financial crimes.

Yeah, but if you’re going to troll, troll. “Tall with Big Hands: A Life” would have been preferable.

I’m glad they were able to clear their busy schedules.

I’d rather be labeled a bastard than confirm that Trump was my father too.

Telling that he has no problem with the mass data farming and lies (because why would he) but flips out that some dumbass bootleg Turning Points USA post got deleted after threatening more than just Muslims or whatever.