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Political bias tends to cause people to be unable to detach what they want to be true (Trump to be guilty of a criminal conspiracy with Russia to undermine our elections) from what the evidence shows is most likely true (Trump was a useful patsey for the Russians).

That’s not true.

The irony is striking, one guy has the power and is literally the president, while admiring dictators and fascists... the other is a teenage boy whose voice literally stopped cracking a year ago.

At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if Mueller had Punisher-style computer countdown that sends all the evidence to the press if he doesn’t enter the passcode every 45 minutes.

I thought the McDonald’s one was bad but then I saw the competition.

I get what you’re driving at and fine. You can come to my office and personally call me a dipshit. I must warn you though, you won’t be the first.

If Donald Trump has proven anything, it’s that there’s no such thing as “too stupid to be President” of the United States.

Actually, his decision making process here demonstrates two of the tenets of the Trumpist view of the world. Specifically, Trump, his enablers and his followers routinely believe themselves to be inherently better informed than “experts” on virtually any subject and they also generally consider themselves to be above…

She looks like the Baroness from GI JOE

God, I don’t want to meet her father. 

Imagine if, after 9/11, the president had said that the World Trade Center and Pentagon could have been attacked by “China” or “lots of other people.”

Just for lack of placing this anywhere else, I’d like to point out that the man whose image IS Trump Dating was convicted for filming himself having sex with a 15-year-old.

There’s a civil war on the horizon, folks.

He is banging Hope Hicks (Trumps “2nd daughter”) so that basically makes him the Gentile Jared.

I was going to use a picture of Alan Rickman, but he did nothing to deserve that comparison.