Is that you, Joss? Get over it, no one wants you around anymore.

i would have a hard time tracking it down now but my favorite was one that said the coronavirus had announced it was voluntarily self-quarantining following a possible exposure to ted cruz

“I have no [expletive] idea what a Force ghost is. And I don’t care.” - JJ Abrams

I’m looking forward to seeing this movie, but I think maybe I’ll wait until the Monday or Tuesday after it opens. All the theater shootings should’ve somewhat died down by then.

Seductive reasoning.

“Brexit—the nativist and isolationist movement of which Johnson was chief architect”

He really wasn’t. He took a long time to come out on either side, writing an op ed in favour of both leave and remain and waited to see which way the tide was turning before deciding which to publish. The true trash bag behind Vote…

I can’t believe Trump actually pardoned a Black man.

It was there for like five frames. I got the screencap.

If the Dems play this right (a big if) they should be able to have impeachment hearings for Barr, and make a pretty compelling case that Barr was working on Trump’s orders. 

For the Night is Dark and Full of Terrors, and Dude, Try Fiddling With The Contrast Or Set It On “Vivid,” I Dunno, Maybe It’s Time To Upgrade To 4K, I Hear Alien Looks Amazing In UHD

I understood that preference ;)

I mean, her dumb response with the test was a deeply, *deeply* stupid move which absolutely hurt her, so

Hell, Kaley Cuoco makes at least $1M per episode of Big Bang Theory so that kind of indicates what Trump’s actual worth to the producers was.

I’m so glad we all got grayed so that bad trolls could live.

You take that back right goddamn now!

The Great White House Reporter Purge

You don’t understand the extremist right’s obsession with a rich Jewish man that has a modest public profile and liberal leanings?

Clearly a false flag operation to distract from their involvement in the child sex slave pizzeria that is sending them over to Benghazi to mine uranium.

I wish that were true, and for some of them it is — but plenty of these irony-poisoned for the lulz racists/fascists come from “good” liberal families too.