Obama also said that Trump isn’t an idealist, he’s pragmatic. I took that to mean he has no actual beliefs but instead will do and say whatever it takes to get people to like him.

I am not surprised. This sounds like every low bidding contractor that submitted a bid at every company I have ever worked for. They nod at everything and promise the world. Against my recommendation, my boss hires them and the contractors have a WTF moment when they realize the scope of work is more complicated…

you know what i will miss most about obama?

We won’t see a presidential press conference of this caliber once Trump takes over.

Ignore the gaslighting. Don’t let them make this normal. This is a candidate who flat out said he would not concede the election if he lost. Do not even begin to think of compromising with these people. What would compromise even entail? That we just become just a little bit racist? A little anti-Semetic? Just a bit…

Hitler did some good stuff too, you know. For example, he killed Hitler.

What’s the over/under on how many russian spies end up in the white house staff?

If they’re not careful they could end up with some jabroni managing to scam their way into a position of incredible power despite being totally unsuitable/unqualified/unprepared for it. I think that’s called a feedback loop.

This is the most frightening quote to me.

Yet, this fact does not bring me joy.

Ha. No tinfoil needed for that. It’s the only way this guy can monetize becoming a monster.

While I’m sure HRC is excited about this, I really, really doubt she or her campaign would have chosen sexual assault as a good issue to hammer Trump with. Rightly or wrongly, the Clintons are very politically vulnerable on that issue, and as you can see from the debate her only current strategy is to completely…

A true “hands-on” administration.

“’You are a disgusting human being,’ he told the reporter as she questioned him about the women’s claims.”

Not just a billionaire, but an extremely handsome one at that. Naturally tanned, good head of totally real hair, man-sized hands, well-fitting clothes, and a face that definitely doesn’t look like a puckered asshole. What a catch!

Where’s the physical evidence? I can’t even eat Cheetos without being covered in dust, never mind being groped by one...

His prescience in hiring Roger Ailes as an advisor proves he’s qualified to be president.

This is absolutely true. This is a group of people that believe Trump is honest, a good businessman, has integrity, is not corrupt, is a good God-fearing Christian, and is a guy that just tells it like it is.

Too true! Not just because my father is kind of a shitheel; it just seems like Barack would be a really great dad. He’d try to help with your homework, admit he remembers nothing of high school precalculus, and then maybe sneak you an extra five dollars to buy an extra brownie at lunch the next day, because he knows…

I’m guessing (hoping) that by calling her the normal one the author means the “normal” one, because while I have sympathy for the way she has been spoken of so degradingly and indecently by her own father, Ivanka is a well-educated, reasonably intelligent woman who could easily support herself, instead of being the…