The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Thanks Ashley, now whenever we talk about Trump in politics I will just think about how we were this close to Mike Tyson solving this problem for us in the 80s.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

I get so sick of this old left wing talking point. The so called “chicken hawks” all had valid reasons for why they did not have the privilege of serving their country in Vietnam:

I am wary of entrenched political families.

I, for one, can’t understand not trusting Hillary. No one in human history has been so investigated and yet found so boring.

Ive heard many people say this exact same thing. Lots of very smart people are saying it.

Is it Trump’s number of monthly donations to NAMBLA (per year) plus the number of his ex-wives who have accused him of rape?

What??? Get. Out. Now.

Passionate Colonoscopy was already taken.

Lucky you. I’ve been here for years and I’m still waiting to be ungreyed.

That’s why I LOLed so hard when Manafort, notorious for working with the world’s worst dictators, resigns and was all “for the record, I thought the cinco de mayo taco bowl tweet was a terrible idea.” Even awful people want to distance themselves from Trump. Including now, it seems, Ann Coulter, who is mad about him…

Given that nothing they do will change him or help him win, I just assumed they were all in it for the payday. I mean, who doesn’t want a 6-figure job where literally nothing you do matters?

France banned all religious headgear (hijabs, Kufis, even yarmulkes so as not to single out Muslims) in public schools a while back. They’re pretty equal opportunity militant secularist over there.

Funny thing is it doesn't make me feel safe. Standing in a slow moving line with 1-3,000 people makes me feel like more of a target than boarding a plane with no security.

I believe that Bill Clinton raped her. I don’t believe that he went home, told his wife since he’s running for governor they should probably deal with all the women he’s raped and suggest Hillary intimate them. Much more plausible is Hillary was told it was a consensual relationship and if this exchange took place, it…

You really can’t think of ANYTHING else a country would do with $400 million apart from funding terrorism? That’s...huh.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.