I mean, I hate myself quite a bit, but I don’t think the two are related.

You didn’t try cracklin oat bran and blood? The salinity of the fluid helps cut the sweetness.

Onion Rings. (Beer Battered)

Also Acceptable: Beer

Of course it’s not Daryl’s fault. It’s Rick’s fault. It’s all Rick’s fault. Every single time the group runs across anybody who has managed to get their shit together, Rick gets a big ol justice boner and ends up getting a bunch of people killed.  

Being a “Math guy” I have to reiterate that “Fastest growing” does not mean much. If I sold one beer yesterday and two today, I have 100% growth per day...

That’s just weird. I don’t understand how Fritos can be anywhere but the bottom of the list. Don’t get me wrong. Fritos are not gross. They are great, but only when paired with other things. Fritos with the Frito bean dip is a match made in heaven. Frito chili pie, super good! But Fritos just by themselves? Pass.

Frankly, I couldn’t care less about all of the circumstances surrounding it. If you get in my personal space and smirk, your face inches from mine, the context doesn’t matter and the intent is clear.

Then why does Fox News do it all the time?

Also if you happen to be in Nebraska, Zipline will allow furloughed employees to fill up a growler for free on Fridays during the shutdown.

Total Fat 0g

i dont even care. i have no empathy for a single person in that family.

No game has affected me more than RDR2. It made me cry more than any film, I think. Just a masterpiece of characterisation and ambitious game design. 

Huh, I could have sworn that “Ditch New Year’s Resolution Day” starts on January 2nd.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#2 on my Christmas Wish List!

This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

In the time it spent in early access, the entire genre lived and died.

I’m only spotting Marble and Rowley as breweries from NM on their list. 

Pizza Hut just announced its $5 Lineup, and it’s an enticing deal: $5 gets you options including a medium one-topping pizza, eight boneless Wingstreet wings, four 20-ounce sodas, a double order of breadsticks, those new Cinnabon mini rolls, or other options. But here’s the catch: You have to buy at least two.

yeah that didn’t happen

Couldn’t you put the grill on a lamp timer?  Then you wouldn’t have to get up at all.