Sadly the cost of security and backups isnt sexy, doesnt not involve soldiers with guns, or buying billion dollar military vehicles and other defense nonsense so cities committing the dollars to protect their systems will always remain low priority since “nothing happened today” is the security goal and thus hard to…

I mean, I hate myself quite a bit, but I don’t think the two are related.

You didn’t try cracklin oat bran and blood? The salinity of the fluid helps cut the sweetness.

Onion Rings. (Beer Battered)

Also Acceptable: Beer

I’d play the hell out of Blood Corpse Mahjong Poker. (“Full house, bamboo over bursters.”)

Of course it’s not Daryl’s fault. It’s Rick’s fault. It’s all Rick’s fault. Every single time the group runs across anybody who has managed to get their shit together, Rick gets a big ol justice boner and ends up getting a bunch of people killed.  

Being a “Math guy” I have to reiterate that “Fastest growing” does not mean much. If I sold one beer yesterday and two today, I have 100% growth per day...

You know which sites scare me every time I input personal info into them? Concert ticket buying sites. They are almost always clunky, filled with ads and just overall seem not legit. I recently bought some pricey Justin Timberlake tickets from a site and I'm stoll worried somebody now has my 500 dollars and I have a…

That’s just weird. I don’t understand how Fritos can be anywhere but the bottom of the list. Don’t get me wrong. Fritos are not gross. They are great, but only when paired with other things. Fritos with the Frito bean dip is a match made in heaven. Frito chili pie, super good! But Fritos just by themselves? Pass.

Where do I send you money and what’s your newsletter?

Frankly, I couldn’t care less about all of the circumstances surrounding it. If you get in my personal space and smirk, your face inches from mine, the context doesn’t matter and the intent is clear.

Then why does Fox News do it all the time?

Also if you happen to be in Nebraska, Zipline will allow furloughed employees to fill up a growler for free on Fridays during the shutdown.

Total Fat 0g

i dont even care. i have no empathy for a single person in that family.

No game has affected me more than RDR2. It made me cry more than any film, I think. Just a masterpiece of characterisation and ambitious game design. 

Huh, I could have sworn that “Ditch New Year’s Resolution Day” starts on January 2nd.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#2 on my Christmas Wish List!

This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

In the time it spent in early access, the entire genre lived and died.