So in other words, you think they are sub-standard.

YOU’RE HIRED TOO BUT YOU AND THE OTHER GUY HAVE TO FIGHT FOR A PARKING SPACE

New ad slogan: “Chipotle: Want to Take a Sick Day?”

Waking up in ICU with amnesia.

Sure was nice to have a president with such large hands. 

I would have thought he would have been charged with a second degree somerassault.

Counterpoint: Potatoes are one of the best foods ever.

I would sum up this aesthetic style as “aggressively unpleasant.”

So, I teach Rhet/Comp (argumentative logic in a written capacity) at the college level, and have for the last twelve years.

The level of obfuscation, dissemblance, and general reliance on logical fallacies that this administration continues to engage in is absolutely flabbergasting. I’m no political pundit, but I do…

When you look at it, you see code. I see blonde, brunette, and redhead.

amen

Technically, it’s a slightly cut-down version of a 1-year-old remaster of a 6-year-old game.

Stop slacking and get back to work

That’s because Miracle Whip is an abomination.

Damn watch Melania in that. Her robot programming detected laughs in the audience letting her know that it was time to smile. She’s creepy and she’s had sex with that disgusting pile of shit. She’s given him blow jobs. God the horror. Sad!

KFC gravy may contain chicken.

Bogie’s road speed not sufficient for intercept!