We just bought a Subaru Outback 3.6. They accepted our Edmunds coupon and gave us a rate of 1.9. It was super easy and we are super happy with the Outback. The picture doesn’t do it justice, but that blue is awesome. Next week we turn in the TDI.

Stanced Toyota RAV3

I love the visibility of both of our Outbacks as well. But as you said, it’s not as good as the Foresters.

Did they fix the wind noise issue? I tried to be a good Jalop and buy one of these for my wife but it sounded like we were in a hurricane driving 60mph. Ended up with a CPO Lexus RX instead. This is the whitest comment I’ve ever typed.

anyone who thinks this car is ugly needs to take a good hard look at the market right now. mazda is killing the design game right now.

The car was from the used car lot at Bill Page Toyota, a sport coupe with more power than I had ever had at my control. My mission: take a stack of paperwork to the DMV and stand in line to get a bunch of registrations processed. I was paid minimum wage and as the lot boy on a slow day, expendable to be what…

Me: 16 years old

Well, that dude certainly has a rock-solid legacy to leave his kids.

My dad used his 2003 WRX as a boat in what he thought was a puddle, but wasn’t. Now he has a 2004 WRX.

“Why the fuck would he put an exhaust on a lease?”

I stole a car... back.

I get a call at the office from my insurance company one day telling me that they’ve recovered my stolen car. I tell them they must be mistaken because I didn’t report a car stolen - then they begin to verify my information and it just starts crushing me as I realize it’s actually my car that was stolen the night…

Looks like a Mitsubishi Lancer:

“So, Phil, DeMuro tells me these things spend a lot of time in the shop. What’s your experience been? Did you buy the Extended Warranty?”

This is not what I had in mind when I said “we should swap tonight”

Queen Elizabeth: Shotgun!

Queen: “why’s my new driver in the passenger seat?”

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Ran when parked.

My spies tell me the conversation went something like this: