Disclaimer: Pats fan.

That’s the biggest break you can recall? Not Tyree’s helmet catch? Not Mariota throwing himself a touchdown pass? Not a defender falling down so Tim fucking Tebow could toss a game-winning touchdown pass?

YER GODDAMN RIGHT THAT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED. FUCK YEAH, DREW! WOOOOO!!!! [high five noises]

I want a Vikings/Jaguars SB in the worst way (not likely, but I can dream). If for no other reason to see a Magary/Nolan trash talk column.

“Holy Fucking Shit that really happened!” was pretty much my exact utterance when seeing the play live. Un-fucking real.

This actually reminds me of a funny jaguar joke:

The Jags now have more Playoff wins in the last decade than the Lions have had during the entire Super Bowl era.
Though my love of the Good Place means I can’t even be angry about this.

Jaguars top fan remembers where she was...a couple minutes from the beach.

Dude’s awesome. Doing another Austin Rivers impression, but during the game this time.

Good grief. Draymond Green can manage a technical under any circumstances. He is a truly exceptional.

“Eh, he looks fine to me.”

Oh dear, sweet, innocent Tom. You act like it’s not 2018. If there’s a way to fuck over taxpayers or customers, Capitalist America will find a way to do it, wholly devoid of repercussions.

RE$2mPECT the assets.

Jeets is slowly morphing into a tanner version of The Kingpin.

Daniel:

I have a puppy that my fiance likes to dress in little sweaters and shit. She’s a small dog and she def needs them when it’s been below zero outside, but it’s gotten a little out of hand. Matching collars and sweaters and leashes.....a little holiday bowtie collar. The dog looks like a pompous asshole with that bowtie…

It’ll be a shame to lose Jaguars Junction as well.

Kirk’s best option to be a fan favorite is to sign with the Chiefs, since all Missourians really, really love their Cousins

Merely uttering Cousins’s name will elicit a passionate argument about whether he’s “actually good.”

No snark here; Of all the regular Deadspin features, BQBPOTW has become my favorite and will be the one I miss most in the offseason...