He led an offense that scored 48 points. I think he held up his end of the deal, in spite of your SEC defense.

“a taste of the defense we play in the SEC”?

They were all good.

That game was so much fun. I honestly don’t even feel like I need to watch Bama/Clemson at this point, total football fulfillment. Also, I enjoy Baker Mayfield losing.

I lost all respect for McCarthy years ago when he blamed a playoff loss on a mistake by a special teamer rather than his own late game play-calling cowardice.

As a Vikings fan:

So many new positions for the ownership to vote on. Gonna be tough to get everyone in in time.

I was beginning to think Capers’ useless ass was going to be stuffed after death and still allowed to run the defense.

Welcome to the real world, Packers.

Medium thing. Medium. Proportional. Aesthetically so.

no

Unexpected from a guy named Hands.

• HEAVY PILE OF CDS FELL ON PENIS

“PUT A LOLLIPOP IN HIS UNDERPANTS SO MOM WOULDN’T SEE HIM TAKE IT TO SCHOOL.- THERE WERE ANTS UNDER WRAPPER-PENIS PAIN, INSECT BITES” 

HIT IN PENIS BY COUSIN

I feel like the getting hit in the balls part is the least interesting bit of that story.

I want to judge these people but a lot of them sound like high schoolers and, as I recall, between the ages of 13-16 I tried to have sex with literally any inanimate object I was alone with for more than five minutes. It’s a rough age.

• RIDING HIS HORSE WHEN HE FELL OFF AND WAS STEPPED ON BY HORSE ON PENIS

This is a rough day at school.

Barry’s mom: