Is he at least sending a nice gift basket in his absence?

I like beer the same way I like Rick & Morty: It’s fun, and if you like it a little bit I’ll probably have something to talk to you about. But if you like it too much I already want you dead.

Is there any worse place to be hungover than IKEA?

And like most other CEOs, Herm will still be getting paid millions even after his inevitable early termination.

I have no doubt that he will put a lot of points on the scoreboard of life for everyone in this community.

“In the spirit of innovation, our vision for this program is to have a head coach who serves as a CEO and is the central leader with a collaborative staff around him that will elevate the performance of players and coaches on the field, in the classroom and in our community. Equally important, the head coach will be…

Does this make Geno Smith elite?

if there is a god Rex Ryan will be making his triumphant return to NY as soon as the Buffalo Wild Wings staff figures out how to remove him from Booth #3

There sure are! I’ve read some of them and I get some of the reasons and then some of the other reasons I think “wow, you are reading way too much into the Christmas season” and all I know is this:

Can we focus on the whole “button his desk that locked his door” thing? Because that’s not exactly a standard office feature. People had to have known about that specific piece of things, and holy shit would that make me awful suspicious of anyone who asked for that to be installed.

“Alexa, initiate sexual harassment mode”

Not just no, but HELL no. Come on, we are bombarded with Christmas for months—if we’re lucky retailers wait until Thanksgiving to start reminding us about Christmas, but too many places barely wait until Halloween. An extra month of Christmas bullshit would drive grinches, heathens, and followers of non-Christian…

Counterpoint; Having Thanksgiving and Christmas in consecutive months means the last 1/6th of the year is a total wank. All you gotta do is get through October and BAM! you’re home free.

But....I love this month of holiday cheer and happiness and joy. Yes, I’m that person. I don’t get this angst and stress and dread. I’m filled with love and light and I love it and it stays put, the end.

Can we cancel daylight savings time, first?

Scene.

Ben McAdoo taking a shit on his bosses desk to see if he can get fired.

*Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme Plays*

It isn't a super widespread chain, but Raising Cane's sauce is the best. Sweet, salty and savory, it's the perfect fit for their chicken fingers. And fries. And Texas toast. If I could buy bottles of that stuff I would.

1000s of words and yet this is missing all three of the best fast food sauces: McDonald's Hot Mustard, Whataburger Spicy Ketchup, and Whataburger Regular Ketchup.