The Chargers introducing their new logo was the branding equivalent of a guy asking his wife to try anal for the first time.

I think the fact that he does not know or even care who the QB of the Jets is his exact point.

It would be a smart idea for you to shut the fuck up and go back to fixing the Slurpee machine.

I can’t wait to get home from work so I can furiously jerk it whilst reading this.

I, for one, would like to take a moment to publicly thank the NY Jets for curing my NFL addiction.

Holy shit, Rams fans are boring.

A French sneeze!

Here’s my Rams story:

It can’t be Buffalo. There are villages in Africa that think they won the superbowl four years running!

Well, to be honest, no one expects an offense to happen there...

The entire article could just be this gif and it would convey more than any number of words ever could.

Byron Leftwich will be on that list, just as soon as he completes his throwing motion on this pass he started in 2009.

The Jags are known more for this gif than for any sort of success.

Every race has attractive women who want nothing to do with you.

Yes.

David’s girlfriend, right here.

Towards the end, I thought machete guy was going to drive off without Machete girl. Which would have completed the circle of doucheness.

I kinda love how the fight quickly devolves into a “Eh, whatever” kind of ending. As if it’s just another the day at the office or something.

Seriously I’m a “Millennial” and I feel so old and detached from the world knowing this guy is somehow famous for being a complete asshat.

I’d wager heavily that if you’ve never heard of this guy, your IQ is above 75 and your age is above 18.