People can sit there and say Hillary was a bad candidate, but she beat Trump to the tune of 3M+ in the popular vote and that just eats him up. She wasn’t a bad candidate, she was the unfortunate result of an electoral college system that nowadays has a built in advantage in the red states.

You’re presuming all of Hillary’s voters voted FOR her and not against Trump. I’ll go on record here as having voted against Trump. I’ll wager a pretty good number of people voted with me. I thought neither of them would be good for the country. Hillary just happened to be less bad.

So tired of the popular vote argument. It is such a red herring. It’s like arguing your team should have won the game because they had more passing yards.

At this point, Billy Beane should just say fuck it and sign with the Golden State Warriors.

winning is overrated. We have the best hats in MLB and that’s what really counts. **cries on the inside**

At this point, could Brad Pitt do any worse if he was given the job for real?

JOLIE DON’T EVER LEAVE US AGAIN

Yes! Jolie is back! Let’s keep her around this time! Love her work.

Koalas will fuck you up man. I went to a zoo in Australia with a koala pen and it had a sign that pretty much said, paraphrasing, that if you’re stupid enough to stick your hand in the koala pen you deserve what you get.

Are you really going to complain if I ask you if you want “a candy” or “a chocolate”? I don’t think so. You’re going to gladly accept and eat that shit.

Look at baseball. They don’t have a salary cap, and yet there hasn’t been a repeat champ this century. Fluidity helps parity more than it hurts it.

only consider asking a girl of her political leanings if you are unsure of your pull out game.

A slow-building routine, but you nailed the landing. 9.6

I’d like to think a photo op with Trump and an NBA player would play out like this.

Color Commentator: “....what a touching story, let’s hope that kid beats cancer. And speaking of touching stories about children, Tom can you tell us why the Ducks won’t be facing Luke Heimlich today?”

And the worst part is, it was BORING. Like, at least with Entourage they usually made interesting storylines out of generally mundane Hollywood things like pitch meetings, selling distribution rights and producers doing shady things for leverage.
But Ballers was just, like “hey, you’re not being smart with your money.…

I’m afraid to talk to my neighbors because I worry they will think I’m on drugs.

I think there has been a huge change in how willing people are to engage in random, unplanned communication.

You don’t need to be best friends with your neighbors or bake them bread, but you should acknowledge them. There’s still a security issue of knowing the people around you. It’s not that hard to take five minutes and at least learn their names.