Driver: Where you going?

A fellow Rick and Morty fan!!!!! YES

Dog Toys are the Meseeks of toys. Existence is hell.

Counterpoint: Raspberries are so delicious nature literally tries to prevent you from eating them with thorns and shit.

How is it possible for a person to be so very wrong about something? How do you get by in your day-to-day life? I hope you have friends and let Veda ones looking out for you. You need protection from your own foolishness.

Wow, that sounds like a really interesting architectural area. I am writing my dissertation on American homes of that era and would love to visit — what neighborhood is this?

its Lupus

SCHWARBEAR. Come on.

Not pictured: LaVar Bear, in the background yelling at Lonzo Bear, LiAngelo Bear and LaMelo Bear. “Where are your damned shoes?!?”

Oh sure, this is cute, but everyone freaks out when I show up alone with a camcorder at the playground.

You could tell it was fake because Jay-Z is laughing in the presence of Kevin Hart

But there definitely are hot single women in my area who want to chat with me, right?

He...has a website...where people write about sports...and he’s a digital innovator...and tech guru?...

I mean, it’s all stupid “invest in plastic” bullshit but this:

Bruh, Twitter isn’t winning shit except a popularity contest with a grand prize of zero profit.

Once upon a time, I was a writer for FoxSports.com. I covered the owners meeting at the Breakers. I was the noobiest of noobs. And a guy named John Clayton could not have been a kinder, more compassionate soul to me. I’ll always remember him taking pity and giving me guidance that I had no business getting at that…

ESPN: Millennials want some youth and diversity to go with all of their hipping and hopping.

Yes.

Hello Mr. Wilfork.