Croquet, as it is properly played, is indeed a boring, tedious game. But once you’re all set up and ready to play, you can’t help but notice how awesome the game you could be playing with all that strange equipment would be . I mean, everyone is wielding a a comically oversized mallet, fer Chrissakes!

You have a tennis court in you lawn? Well good for you.

My hot take: Anything involving a frisbee can get fucked.

Admission: I can’t throw a frisbee for shit.

Cornhole. AKA bean bag toss.

how is it even possible to not know what cornhole is?

Go back to England you redcoat son of a bitch.

And where are the games involving dogs? Not cool Laura. Why do you hate freedom so much?

I’m not playing Bocce on fucking grass

And I refuse to google whatever in the god damn Cornhole is

This is the most unAmerican bullshit I’ve ever seen. The top five lawn games should not include any entries that require you to set your beer down to participate in them.

17. should have been “getting hit by a lawn jart.”

1. Original Metal Tipped Lawn Jarts......end of discussion.

“This is where they signed the declaration of independence”
“wow!”
“and here’s the liberty bell”
“this is awesome!”
“and here’s where john gruden said ‘this guy here, deshaun watson, he has star potential in this league’”
“WOW! god, philly is so full of history!”

Ron Jaworski says it’s a good deal because 40 million people are going to see the city reflected well on TV.

It’s one week into the season, look at what he did last September, and the potential is off the charts. That’s why you stick with him.

Holy shit is this an overreaction for the ages. He’s been completely awful at the plate but still owns an OPS higher than what Brian Dozier’s was 145 games into his career and is very close to Kirby Puckett’s. That in no way guarantees he’ll ever become a serviceable hitter but pump the brakes on giving up on a 23…

The Twins should just plug him in at 8 or 9, play him every single game, and wait for him to prove himself to be a hitter or a defensive outfielder, or both. It’s not like his not hitting will cost them the division, and they need to find out what player he really is.

I’ve always liked Sergio, but even I have to admit I understand the widespread antipathy. He’s often been a whiny bitch with a woe is me attitude, who was usually his own worst enemy on the course.

They spent roughly 1000x the time and effort on keeping their old nickname than they did on keeping their women’s hockey program. Priorities!

Looks like the decided to stick a Grand Fork in the program.