Potaders! Just whip baby!

Can you really put a price on a work of majestic splendor like Mt. Davis?

Wife: “How was your day, Joey?”

I commented elsewhere and this was my exact thought.

Any answer other than some clear variation of “no” sounds like some variation of yes.

Irvin’s lawyer told TMZ that these latest allegations are completely false: “You expect the public to believe that Michael Irvin had drugs and *gave* them to another person rather than use them all himself?”

THE PLAYERS WON’T WANT A LADY INDERE WHILE THEY ARE NEKKID! WHAT ABOUT HER HUSBAND! SHE’LL BE SEE OTHER NONHUSBAND PENISES.

I don’t know; at this point, bringing headphones should basically be a given unless you’re one of those lucky people who can instantly fall asleep.

By not using the cup, the fry grease soaks through the bag and ruins whatever it touches. They need to double bag that shit.

The kids might put a damper on things, but Dogfish Head Brewery does tours and tastings. There’s also auto racing at Dover, or several national wildlife refuges if you want to look at pretty scenery. You could even take the ferry from Lewes to Cape May, just to say you did.

Twenty years as a devoted bargoer, and I only learned of this trick about two weeks ago.

“And then you get six people to eat several over-sized dicks... and they get six people...”

Multi-level marketing may not be a pyramid scheme, but all I know is that my parents got talked into Amway by friends and there’s still a dozen boxes of Amway laundry detergent in their basement 40 years later.

Oh, and I clicked on this thinking it would just be: ‘Tell your friend to eat several over-sized dicks.’

Oh for Pete’s sake people:

I think “Wayne’s World” captured it best regarding the least visited state - I would have to imagine it would be Delaware. No professional sports teams, no rabid college sports following, lack of tourist attractions. I would define it as, “What state would you receive the most incredulous look from a family/friend…

Five Guys is good food but they have the weirdest goddamned French fry process.

Ice cream cakes are poor examples of both ice cream and cakes. Kids only like it because it has two of their favorite words in it, otherwise it’s like somebody hard froze the worst soft serve they could find and put a shitty screen print of whatever dumpy cartoon is momentarily en vogue on it.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

Burgers stuffed with cheese. Your move potato head.