“With the exception of some injuries Embiid has the potential to rock the league.”

Took him less than a minute to dig in and sit back down.

you caught me in the middle of a bong hit and i might be drowning right now.

i hatelove you so much.

Jesus, Take The Bat.

OK, so the headline handles Fuck, but how about Marry or Kill?

There is nothing in the world I’m more certain of than I am that Barry Bonds has the wrist and core strength to square up a 90+ mph fastball right now.

I don’t think the residents of any city in America, Oakland, Vegas, or anywhere else, want to “support their team” by ponying up massive amounts of taxpayer dollars to pay for publicly-funded stadiums. Which is why these things are intentionally never put up for a vote and lose every single time they are.

This report is inaccurate that the Dolphins were the only holdout. I own the Packers and I voted no.

I’ve spent the last few years rationalizing how much I loathed the NFL with how I’ve loved the Raiders since I was a kid (I was and still am a glutton for punishment). It’s been hard to see my little son climb up on the couch to watch a gam with me while knowing that I would never, ever let him play football.

Gruden’s on ESPN sucking Goodell’s cock right now. Ultra fuck Jon Gruden. True fans will stick with them? Fuck you, Jon. Shove a flaming hot metal dildo up your ass and die.

Why start now? Moving expenses are a bitch, man. And then you gotta find somebody to help you move, and Smitty, that fucking asshole, he said he’d help, but then he went out and got fucking wasted the night before and never showed up so you had to do it yourself but then picked up that TV you got at that estate sale…

Luckily you won’t need to.

Oakland can’t afford the insane costs the NFL demands and Vegas can. The only losers here are the taxpayers of Las Vegas.

Just in time! My subscription was going to expire Apr 1st.

Just in time! My subscription was going to expire Apr 1st.

What makes this so difficult is you almost feel like you personally know the players and have a genuine connection with them after investing so much time, energy, and emotion over the course of their long careers with UK.

Imagine if these kids got this worked up about going out to vote. *gets down off crotchety old man tallow box*

The worst bear is better than the best spider