Look, nobody wants to pigeonhole Dan Jennings here

A “longtime, long-suffering White Sox fan”?

He’s 26, has -1.0 career WAR and 87 wRC+ in nearly 1300 PA, and was non-tendered by THE PHILLIES! Clearly he’s the next David Ortiz.

Can’t wait to hear who the Sox pick to be their LOOGY this season, that’ll be a nail-biter of a competition.

Marchman I applaud your commitment to non-stories about your terrible favorite team, it’s endearing

I had a Philadelphia 76'ers starter jacket and wore it from 4th through 6th or 7th grade. Bright as fuck red shiny ass thing. LOVED it.

One of the guys on my school bus in junior high had a Miami Hurricanes starter with the bird-smoking-a-pipe logo on the back. It was overwhelmingly awesome.

Those are called “first choice” hoodies they got on school visits before settling for Northwestern. Went to Tulane, saw the same thing.

I had the Raiders Starter jacket in Peterborough, Ontario in 1991. You know...because I was a “rapper”.

Charlotte Hornets Starter jackets were awesome.

Improptu Starter Jacket club thread!

Northwestern, the official school of people waitlisted by the Ivy League

I’m rooting for Northwestern because I had a Northwestern Starter jacket when I was a kid and it was awesome. Also had a Charlotte Hornets one. God, Starter jackets were seriously the greatest.

Showed my wife too and she thought they should have thrown a flag for excessive celebration.

FOH with your “facts” and reasoning.

I get the impression you’ve been waiting a long time to tell this story.

John Kuhn is Belichick’s white whale.

I’m not especially proud of it...

Tyus Edny

Lacy will eat himself to death as soon as he finds Top Pot Donuts