The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.

Your landlord sounds absurdly competent and responsive and not at all like any landlord I’ve ever had.

As this kids say, this post is lit.

Walleye. Or Lutefisk.

I’m not so sure—That means your trip starts or ends in WI, the Dakotas, Iowa or Canada....

Dallas Duckson looks like the love child of these two:

This is my second-favorite annual Deadspin feature. (The first? “What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?”)

It needs more passive-aggressive comments, but I guess you’re okay with not having an example of what makes us superior to other states. That’s good for you; not everyone is so content with so little.

This video embodies Minnesota in a way that no other video can.

The best part of the video is the side-eye former NHL player and Grand Rapids head coach Trent Klatt, gives the student manager.

Kudos to the sport of hockey, for staying true to their...roots! HA!

Minnesota: THE State of Hockey.

My dog looks just like Ollie! We did an agility class and then did a course at a JRT trial. He was zooming right along and then flew past a jump. I got him to come back, but he almost went over it backwards, a DQ. So I threw my arms up, he stopped, and proceeded to take a shit. Also a DQ.

Jordan Cameron Retires Before Thinking He is Cameron Jordan.

Sounds like you just plagiarized part of “A Gronking to Remember”.

Oh good, PFT commenters have found their way over here.

As a fellow NFL owner I have to say that I find Snyder’s actions abhorrent. Owning an NFL team comes with a great responsibility one of which is treating your employees with dignity and respect and Snyder has failed to do it time and time again.

The fact that a cipher like Glennon is getting this kind of money while Tebow playacts at being a baseball player really shows how terrible Tebow was as a pro football quarterback.

Huh, he struck out on all fastballs. I was told that Jesus Christ couldn’t hit a curveball.