I think Mel Gibson is deranged, but he’s also a damn good director. I’ll watch his movies because although he’s crazy and offensive, he’s not on par with Polanski and Allen for me. Not real interested in seeing him act anymore, but his directing projects have been impressive.

You didn’t smoke enough pot first. Good movie. 3.5 stars.

An old friend of mine was/is a TSA agent at Logan airport and told me this:

This year’s Oscar’s drinking game is so much simpler, we are doing a shot each time someone makes a political reference. We are expecting Black Out before the Red Carpet walks are over.

“By the way, there’s a scene in this movie where Kevin Costner takes a crowbar to the ‘Whites Only’ bathroom sign and says, ‘At NASA, we all pee the same color.’ I can guarantee you A) That never happened, and B) Costner demanded that part be included to give himself a heroic anti-racism moment.”

Just tell me who wore the nekkedest dress when it’s all over, so I can spend the better part of a workday looking at that on The Bing.

After getting blue-balled by that flaccid trade deadline, NBA fans desperately needed a hot beef injection and this one really delivered a huge load.

Everyone of us is now worse off for having read your post.

Ok, but what about a BJ, Upton?

I have a feeling that my performance would improve by having sex with Kate Upton.

Yeah I was being generous including Celtics/Raptors/Spurs/Rockets

MLB > NBA, a league where 80% of the teams are out of championship contention day 1

Yes.

“I’m a stay-at-home model, and Mark works part time at a local kombucha brewery. Our budget is $1.2 million.”

They put mayo and paprika on everything. They look at you like you’re crazy when you say “no mayo”

I dismissed almost everything you said until I heard about mayo on hotdogs.

You can stand under a steamy shower for days, however, and never run out of hot water, which makes it the best place in the world in my opinion. Additionally, while they believe in hill trolls they don’t actually elect them to the highest offices in the land.

“the beer is all 2% alcohol and costs about $9 each”

Just about every night my gf and I play the time-honored game, “Guess Where House Hunters and House Hunters International Is!?” She’s destroying me like 8 to 3, goddammit.

i invited you. you had your chance. and now you’re sitting there writing passive aggressive blogs. we had a great time eating sheep dick and ram eyes on the rim of a frozen volcano that smelled like hellpoop! i’ve never seen so many “j’s” and “k’s” in my life! there was a man playing an instrument with strings that…