“Can you get a pile of guns?”

In one version of the game, you even get a GUN

He’s the COO of a company that makes soft helmets for flag football players.

“Oh, and Carson Wentz is black in this game”

Ha! I had a few classes with Hanie back in the day. Really nice guy, actually attended and participated in class every day (which is pretty rare for a starting QB, let alone anyone on a football team).

I know people who wipe, flush, wipe, flush, repeat as needed.

I like movies that use actors playing themselves (even if it’s a hammed up or alter-ego self for the movie). It also seems rare. Very few movies use themselves.

I dunno, for “Bruce Harper”, that could be a pretty good deal.

I work at quite a large financial company and the quality of TP in our bathrooms astounds be. We are out there putting together billion dollar deals and the TP in our bathroom is like .5 ply. Is there a rule that high quality toilet paper must be restricted to home use (I have Charmin Sensitive at home, it changed my…

Why are all of you 3-4 TP Square people coming out of the woodwork today?! Never in my life have I used that little to wipe. Fucking insane clown show here today!

I highly recommend getting a bidet for your home. If you’re using it, then the TP is no longer for cleaning your ass, it’s for drying your ass that has been washed clean.

Hawks fuck shit up. About 10yrs ago I heard Blue Jays making a racket outside a groundfloor window. One was in a tree and another on the ground/in a bush. They were screaming at each other. Then, the one on the ground goes to lift off and gets about 8-10ft in the air before a red tailed hawk slams into him, driving…

Square counting is serial killer behavior. Derek has murdered a non-zero number of people.

The TP question is entirely dependent on brand. If you’re using some “value” brand like Scott’s where you can see through it, then by all means use 30 sheets on that first wipe and your finger will still poke through it. If you’re using some middle tier brand like Angel Soft then 5 or 6 sheets is completely…

With Charmin Ultra Strong you don’t need anymore than 4 sheets for a first wipe and can probably get by with less. There are few things in this world I won’t cheap out on, toilet paper is one of those things.

“26" is right up there with “standing” in the world of absurd wiping answers that makes me question if we’re part of the same species.

One is cutting things pretty close, I can’t imagine only one. But 20, or whatever Drew was listing? That’s insane. I feel like all his advice is now suspect.

One, though this only began a few years ago. If it’s a narly shit then 2 for the first wipe. Fold square over square, don’t just wad like a neanderthal. Buy good TP and don’t try and stick your finger 3 inches inside your asshole and you’ll be fine.

Brian Flynn out 8 weeks. The barn is listed as hay-to-day.

A 60 year old man wearing a baseball uniform waddles out to a small grassy hillock. Before him stretches a rolling grassland leading to the bushy outliers of a vast and dark wood. The soft old man raises his hand and sounds an air horn. The blast fills the plain before him with sound. A short while later there is a…