The irony of course is how much less convenient flying would be if it was nationalized/socialized. Flights would only be from one major city to another, during certain times, leaving and returning on certain days. “Oh, you want to take a long weekend and fly from Ft Wayne to Austin? Yeah you’ll actually have to fly…

“Look at this crazy markup! You magnificent bastard, I salute you!”

Unpopular opinion: Flying is actually an incredible value given that the above-mentioned flying greyhound bus can put you anywhere in the country in a handful of hours and just about anywhere in the world in less than a day. Obviously it would be nice if it were cheaper and more comfortable, but still.

I’ve been wondering about this. My wife, who like many others, absolutely hates technology.

Yet.

In related news, 88% of men said in the survey that they had already moved on to a healthy relationship with Palmela Handerson.

Not skipping ahead should be part of today’s modern wedding vows. It’s sanctimony now.

Adopted son, very likely abused by Dad. Not excusing his actions but he was created by his farther. He deserves any sentence he gets but in addition to that, any sentence he gets should be tacked onto Jerry’s as well.

Like father, like son; the apple doesn’t fall far from.......y’know what? Fuck Jerry Sandusky with a rusty tire iron.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

You guys are just jealous that he’s been online talking to hot babes all day.

“My stick gets caught.” 

Are the pussies as giant as the legends say?

Dads read Magary? I thought it was all millennials and pornstars.

Either the average Deadspin reader is dumber than I thought (likely) or this is an extremely convoluted joke about what sort of person uses each webmail service.

Facebook seems to be getting worse by the month. I swear I think they have incorporated some algorithm where only the dumbest shit posted by my most dim contacts shows up on my wall. That, and a bunch of clickbait lists that crash my fucking phone EVERY TIME.

oh look at the big shot who has a job where he’s allowed to take bathroom breaks. must be nice, lord fauntelroy

I never liked or even really ‘got’ Twitter. Almost no one has anything worthwhile to say as it is, to say nothing of doing so in less than 140 characters. And now a scary, orange-hued, white supremacist uses it to piss and moan and threaten a late night show making jokes about him? I’ll get my Bill Barnwell fix…

I have a tweeter, but I’ve only used it once and that was to yell at Time Warner Cable when my internet went out for a day and a half. Sometimes I feel like I’m missing out but then I remember, never tweet.

Yeah I’ve been under the impression that Yahoo’s core business has been completely comprised of Woj and Fantasy Football.

“BREAKING: Sources say Woj is moving to start a new basketball vertical at the Christian Science Monitor. Story to come.” - Chris Broussard.