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49. STEVE YZERMAN

Impress your friends with your knowledge of the existence of this year’s small-school NFL prospect: Tanoh Kpassagnon

That’s the twist!

This is how Darren Rovell got to ESPN.

Complaining about people who complain about hipsters? How hipster of you.

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until

“You wanna see a flop?”

What. Is. this.

Last summer I went to Benihanas for the first time ever. All I had was the soup, onions, and steak. Next morning, got up to go piss, started to go and then like a rush of water, shit started trickling down my leg onto the floor. It was a horrible oily shit and was essentially leaking for the entire day.

Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.

I don’t believe one of these stories. No one drinks “several” hand grenades and lives to tell. At least not real hand grenades from Tropical Isle.

The market was in a downward channel for the better last half of Obama’s presidency. The huge rally to 20k came from Trump winning the election back in November. If you followed the stock market, you’d know this. That huge spike you see starting in November is referred to as the ‘Trump Bump’

“decided for some odd reason to bring back ‘90s band Cake”

Weird. Not a Trump supporter, but I just look at my Charles Schwab account to see how market growth benefits me. I’d assume some of them do the same.

no, i think a child was raped and your first and only fucking concern is doing your best to clear the name of the basketball program in a comments section. jesus, dude.

There are actually less penalties, less turnovers

I think the problem is their (official? unofficial?) policy that every team in the league gets at least one nationally televised game per year, so while you won’t see teams like the Niners, Rams, Browns, Jaguars etc on SNF/MNF, they have to go somewhere for their one game, and that somewhere is always Thursday.

I loved how during the NFC game, Buck said that Goodell wanted to say good bye to the Georgia Dome, you know that ancient hallowed ground where ... uh ... something happened, maybe. It’s like the Lambeau Field of the South, only lacking the history, nostalgia, and cheese.

Or you just don’t understand ALL Trump supporters. Just the ones they put in front of the TV and write articles about to push a narrative.