Irsay: “There were really just too many bumps to ignore here.”

That’s just a normal sized chair.

Piggyback...

Great blog, Albert, and perhaps an unintentional meta example of why we’re all so royally fucked.

I believe this to be the pinnacle of English prose: “Rick Perry, a moron who in all likelihood knots his fingers into his shoelaces more than twice per week”

Jesus Christ he has unsettling proportions.

Scientist: *looks at chart, takes glasses off, clearly shocked* get...get the president on the phone

Are we sure he is from Romania?

7'7" but like 30 inches of that is his head and neck.

I think he needs cola, Doritos and hours of gaming if he wants to get to average teenage male body fat levels.

He’ll make a great stretch 5 in the NBA some day.

I’m not sure what the NFL is doing, but I can tell you, Oscar is blowing a 3 way.

Fuck Jay Glazer and other national media of his ilk, spewing bullshit about how the Chargers did everything they could to get a stadium built and if San Diego really wanted them, they would’ve made it happen. Dean Spanos has been disingenuous about everything for at least the last 15 years. Yes, the city council…

And it’s no sign of disloyalty for a town to wise up and tell someone like Spanos to fuck off and pay for that shit himself.

I love the part where he claims he’s forced to move because he can’t afford a new stadium and the voters of his city won’t pay for one but yet has no problem coming up with a $650 million relocation fee that doesn’t get him anything except a different market and a stadium he doesn’t own.

Imagine being as good at your job as Antonio Brown is and someone complaining about a Facebook video you posted.
I hope he twerks all over the Patriots.

When the Colts left Baltimore, they left behind arguably the richest history of any NFL team at the time

You see J-Lo’s boobs in U-Turn. Big deal for teenage me, HUGE DEAL