I’m Sidney Ponson, yes I’m the real Ponson
All you other Sidney Ponsons are full of nonson
So won’t the real Sidney Ponson, please tweet Curt,
Please tweet Curt,
Please tweet Curt

It will go down as the shortest-lived logo in sports history.

What I like about this post is that you’re successfully re-establishing your brand as one of the best Deadspin commenters to a whole new demographic of workshy masturbators.

“to help launch our brand into the market...”

Let’s look on the bright side. At least it wasn’t racist.

Honestly, the steroid era brought back more interest to baseball than anything else in my entire 30 years, and I’m not even that interested in baseball. But as a kid, it sure was fun watching those guys hit all those home runs on TV. I think that’s the part that really chaps some people’s asses. They don’t want to…

Yeah, it’s the “marker” I use to gauge my progress in getting one way or the other. It’s ALMOST close enough that, when I have a real craving, I debate driving do the Czech Stop to stock up on kolaches.

Seriously, how do places in Dallas all fuck them up? They’re either using cocktail weenies or Oscar Meyer hot dogs.

Th…

BO after 40 . . . still does not compare to BO of 10-year-olds. That’s 10-year-old girls. I have 4 kids - one son and 3 daughters. My youngest are 10 and play sports. When I am around them and their friends, I literally gag.

At least you guys are close to West, TX, and some of the best kolaches I’ve ever had.

Plano is just about as bad, actually. People don’t realize it’s not as bougie as it used to be, so it all gets lumped in under the same umbrella. Maybe I could say Mesquite...

Where the fuck do you live? Antarctica?

Googles “sniff my own crotch...” drops computer into vat of sulphuric acid.

Dallas has a reputation in Texas for being pretentious and stuck-up. When my friend and I went to San Antonio, we hung out at this bar, where we met a few people and generally were having a good time. People were joking with one another, we were all buying rounds for the group, etc.

Then came the question of where we…

Cory wants to have sex with the Mom. It’s obvious, but you missed his desperate clues and cries for affirmation, now he has to go ask Dr. Phil. Nice work, Drew.

A corollary to the bluetooth speaker situation.

I have fucking had it with the baseball writers getting to vote on the HOF.

MLB and the Hall of Fame have ruled on the Steroid Era! All of those records are official and every player appears on the ballot (unlike Pete Rose). They also just elected Bud F’n Selig. If that isn’t a tacit endorsement to not hold the Steroid Era against anyone I don’t know what is. Enough with this grandstanding…

As I recall Blank Ballots had a good couple of years before he needed Tommy John surgery. Still though, his supposed steroid use and the xenophobia Mr Ballots expressed toward the end of his career should keep him out of the Hall.

“Old man doesn’t understand how voting works, wants someone to tell him how to feel about things: The story of the 2016 Election.”

I feel like if you decline to vote for anyone for, say, three straight years, then it should be clear you’re no longer interested in voting for the Hall of Fame and should be removed from the roster of voters.

I know they instituted a rule that people who haven’t been writing/involved with baseball for over a decade can have their voting ability removed, but can they do the same for someone too dumb/cowardly to cast a vote for anyone?