On the bright side, he may have stumbled onto a life hack to make a Papa John’s pie almost edible.

You think that’s bad, you should have seen what happened while Cincinnati lost to the Steelers.

I think the third quarter was two hours long.

It was an amazing game, but man, CFB really needs to get on that initiative to shorten games. At some point under 5 minutes to go, it felt like I could no longer remember a time when I wasn’t watching that football game. The penalty on the last extra point and the interminable review on the final kickoff felt like the…

Might be tough for Jon Gruden to go months walking around with a throbbing erection before his Watson QB Camp episode

There were a LOT of people in Cleveland (including the sports media) who thought giving up Anthony Bennett in the Kevin Love trade was too much.

I think Marvin Harrison just shot the shit in his free time.

There’s just no way you can connect something that happened seven days ago to this game today...

I didn’t know he played football for Penn State.

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

It doesn’t look like Odell Beckham and his posse were interested in hauling in any trophy fish on their trip to Miami earlier this week - you don’t go deep sea fishing wearing your “tims”and baggy jeans. Unfortunately, jetting off to Miami to party with Justin Bieber during a week when they should have been laser…

The Titanic sunk exactly 104 years, 8 months and 18 days before OBJ took his boat ride. If that’s not enough proof, I don’t know what is.  

Are you still not watching Mr. Robot?

What the Hell man.

i will defend the sanctity and purity of miracle whip until my dying breath...which, based on the posters around here, might come quicker than expected.

Who the fuck doesn’t love pudding?

At what point do shorts officially become capris? We need a ruling on this pressing issue.

Its Goldy Gopher not Gofer. It is a lame mascot but at least spell its name correctly