9-10 year old baseball was the worst. the coaches used to get me to pitch because i had a good arm, the only problem was i had the accuracy of Chuck Knoblauch throwing to first base. Every time i went out there “just have fun and throw strikes”. I can guarantee you nobody had fun the game I walked the entire lineup in…

And if they don’t, I want you to take a video of your hot tears and send it to me so that we can post it here and get all the clicks. Because this is not fun. THIS IS THE GODDAMN PLAYOFFS,

The high school I attended hired a former college football player to be our varsity hockey coach... I’m not quite sure how this guy got the job, because he could barely skate.

His “coaching” would be to give us DVDs of the Canadian reality TV series “Making the Cut” where we were supposed to watch how these hockey…

I loathe the fact that the Steelers are the only hope of knocking the Pats out of the playoffs before the Super Bowl. Two of my most disliked teams and nobody else in the AFC stands a chance against them.

Fun fact: Statistically at least, Tyrod Taylor is BY FAR the best quarterback the Bills have had in the post-Kelly era. Only Flutie comes close, and Flutie still had some of the declining Super Bowl-era playmakers and a young Eric Moulds (who I will go to my deathbed thinking would have been a HOFer on a better team)…

My nephew is playing collegiate soccer currently. I started going to his soccer games about 10 years ago when he was 8 or 9 years old.

Shorter Gary Myers- I have never been a part of anything like that, I can’t. I wrote this piece of shit stone cold sober, imagine how bad it would be with a hangover?

We all know the Giants are going to play the Patriots in the Super Bowl and Odell Beckham is going to make a game-saving catch with his prehensile penis or whatever and Tom Brady’s going to murder Eli Manning in the offseason. It’s just a fact.

Schilling 2016 record: 7-9-1

Growing up, I never found out about a lie quicker than adult coaches saying, “Go out there and have fun.” I distinctly remember the first time I actually took it to heart, I was playing in our minor league baseball game (first league to use pitchers and not machines) and we were about to suffer our first loss. I was…

Tyrod: “Doc, I need you to fix it, but not in a way that really fixes it. I need it to still be hurt for the next three months.”

I periodically need to be reminded that at one point New York had both baseball and football teams named the Giants.

“He will also offer opinion and perspective on historical events in the NFL”

In about ten years, Berman will simply be an amorphous skin puddle, emitting vague noises and grunts.

Can you give them a few days? They haven’t even raised their AFC South Second Runner-Up banner yet.

“I don’t want to be a liability,” Kill said Wednesday. “I don’t want somebody to have to worry about if I’m going to drop on the field. I don’t want to coach from the press box. I want to coach the way I coached my whole life.

Why would Jerry Kill think that Minnesota fans care whether or not he steps back in the stadium or the University? To relive their two glorious 8-5 seasons under his watch? The 0-3 bowl record? The Kill era was about as boring and dull as Minnesota football has been since the days of Lou Holtz - and even those days…

If I was forced off the field for health issues, I can think of no way of appreciating life more than becoming the offensive coordinator for Rutgers.

Kill, who was forced to retire at Minnesota in 2015 due to health reasons and handed the job to his longtime assistant Claeys, told 1500 ESPN radio on Wednesday that he was furious with athletic director Mark Coyle’s assertion that the program was in need of “integrity and class.”

Jerry “I just want to spend the few years I have left on Earth with my family JK I’m coaching again” Kill doesn’t have as much goodwill in MN as he assumes