Nah, man. You’re the joke for watching every Browns game on film last season. Jesus Christmas.

I’ve got to say this is a complete shock.... There has been very little evidence over the last 10 years that Jay Cutler doesn’t care about football.

Legends of the Hidden Temple was the SHIT.

Jim Gaffigan summed this up best in his Netflix special. Another show you can put on your list! People ask about how many episodes you’re in on a television show similar to a debt collector.... I’m just a little behind! Give me another two weeks before vacating me from my house.

Most every network show is complete shit. I’m convinced that old people forget to turn off their TV’s which is how Big Bang Theory has good ratings.

Much like Everybody Loves Raymond, I’ve never been at the office water cooler and overhear “Did you see that episode of Big Bang Theory last night? Holy.Shit. How good…

You know who was not a very good Ranger? Dennys Reyes

It’s amazing how he streamlined that process to becoming a consultant at such a young age.

But if you think he’s going to take ANYTHING off-line, guess again.

You must be a..... Packers fan?

AP is a terrible fit for the Saints offense. This is going to be a humbling season for him after the Vikings stayed loyal to him for so long.

Wow, he’s going to have to a pay a Whopper fine now...

*Ducks and runs*

Moe Williams - RB Minnesota Vikings. He was a goal line vulture who had like 10 TDs one season. He was also the recipient of this brilliant maneuver by Randy Moss.

He was a bad human being. But bad baseball player? I don’t think so.

They must have built a new Goodell-Bot. Hopefully this one lasts 5 years without breaking down!

As a fan of neither team, I’d lean towards the Crab Leg bandit. Mainly because Mariota, like (insert mobile QB name here) is one major knee injury away from all of his value disintegrating.

Get ready to do a lot of this Jaguars fans!

Ahh, totally forgot about this pic! Dude was way too horny to care about being in a picture apparently.

God damnit, J.... Tugging at the heart strings with your story.

Barry’s roommate definitely has a fetish. It’s probably the only way he can jerk off. What he should be more pissed about is jerking off in the living room... Spray the walls of your own bedroom for all I care. Don’t be a dick and jerk off in common areas of the house.

Right?! As if this fight was a completely normal thing to do on a Wednesday morning. Very strange.

Yoga Pants Voodoo Magic is a real epidemic.... I’ve been fooled more than once by thinking a woman had a much nicer ass than she really did.