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Kids these days are watching a shit ton of Adam Sandler... 500 million hours to be exact.

I’ve got to imagine for at least 250 million of those hours, people were fucking. I mean, when you see this face, how could you not be horny?

Cheryl Reeve should also be on NBA teams’ radars as a HC candidate. Her demeanor and the excellence she demands out of players is very similar to Pop.

I’ve got a picture that may or may not change Samer’s decision to fuck Mike Zimmer.

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Also, does anyone have a lead to buy a Playstation Remote for Playstation Vue-ing?

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I can now leave work a happy person.

This article is actually the most insightful piece I’ve read on White Sox prospects. Now we know who to kill first post-apocalypse when all we have to eat are Twinkies....

Defining a catch is easy! All a player has to do is catch the ball with 2 hands, stay in bounds, get stabbed with a shank, get doused with bear mase, and maintain control of the ball at ALL TIMES. If the ball even wiggles for a second, NO CATCH.

If they can’t make her appear funny, then there is no hope.

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This is my all-time favorite Jeopardy answer....

No matter the era you grew up in, did you ever look up to the President at the time as a role model when you were a kid? My childhood was in the Clinton era, and I didn’t care one bit.

Set a good example for your son. Teach him the golden rule, treat people as you want to be treated. Don’t let him be a dick.

Concur. Wouldn’t spend $1 for this event, and even the free shows are a cluster fuck to find and actually get into the venue.

It’s an absolute joke... Especially during UT Football season.

As an Austin resident living near downtown, fuck all of these tech bros coming in and clogging up traffic even more than it already is.

It’s also an event where former celebrities come in to get a bump on their social media presence. Mario Lopez was at a bar I was at yesterday. Why was he here? Who knows.

At least the White Sox have pitching....

Signed,
Minnesota Twins fan

Detroit Red Wings for me! I would still wear the shit out of that jacket if it wasn’t a kid’s medium.

A tried and true way of grabbing them by the pussy?

Definitely a good one. The Timberwolves were won over by the dude’s perfect smile.

Wow... I could have looked at this for hours and not notice the creepy staring dude. Well done.

Let’s remember some guys who were made their name in March Madness, then went on to do jack-shit in the NBA:

Christian Laettner - Duke
Gerry McNamara - Syracuse 2006
Sherwood Brown - Florida Gulf Coast 2013
RJ Hunter - Georgia State
Kevin Pittsnoggle - West Virginia
(Insert almost any UConn player here with the exception

Let’s remember some guys who were made their name in March Madness, then went on to do jack-shit in the NBA:

Christian Laettner - Duke
Gerry McNamara - Syracuse 2006
Sherwood Brown - Florida Gulf Coast 2013
RJ Hunter - Georgia State
Kevin Pittsnoggle - West Virginia
(Insert almost any UConn player here with the exception