We actually suck milk straight from the cow’s teat until the age of 7.

Honest to God.... I’m 26 and actually look FORWARD for moments like this where looking at a phone is frowned upon. Just turn off the god damn phone for 1.5-2 hours.

Fellow Austin resident here. I see that all the time... It’s mind boggling to me. You’re outside, kid! Enjoy the outdoors!

Bible thumpers, man. Bible thumpers.

As a former Minnesotan now living in Austin, TX welcome to the 20th century! It’s about goddamn time they figured it out.

Their justifications for keeping that law in place so long was stupid. “Oh, why don’t you prepare ahead of time and purchase your alcohol on Saturday?” They’ve never been invited to a big enough…

Shoes squeaking in basketball is far too high on this list... I want to rip my god damn ears off listening to that shit on TV or live....

In fairness, as a Vikings fan, their OL was a pile of shit since about week 6. Before their line went to complete shit, he was actually completing fairly long passes, and was a big reason why they started 5-0.... Along with a mirage ‘85 Bears like defense for 5 weeks.

Concur. My experiences have been attending a Round Rock Express (AAA) and San Antonio Missions (AA) game. Both times we went on Thursday where the AAA team had Thirsty Thursday ($5 24 oz beers) and Dollar Night for the AA team... Had way more fun at the AA game.

Thought we were going to see some under the pants grabbing like Buffalo Bills’ fans...

More like 95%. I’ve watched 0 seconds of basketball, and let me guess. Warriors vs. Cavs in the championship. The drama must be killing everyone.

“A poll released by Harvard University last April found that 51 percent of young adults aged 18 to 29 do not support capitalism, while a third of those surveyed said they support socialism.”

God damnit my generation sucks.  

This rule change is stupid. It eliminates some of weird and obscure baseball plays. It also accomplishes very little in the battle to speed up pace of play in the game. Congrats Manfred! You shaved off 1 minute of game time once every 5 games... You fucking terrorist.

This is sound advice. I should have been fired after the first 2 months at a shitty, soul sucking inside sales job for not producing. I was kept over others because of being a pleasant human being at happy hours and company events. Luckily I was able to leave on my own terms 4 months later...

No love for the Minnesota Wild?

Who’s ready to see some DONGS?! And who will lead the league(s) in Dongs this season?

hahaha this is hitting way too close to home from my FB feed.

No kidding... 26 is fine in public restroom situations, since 100% of public restrooms use the equivalent of sand paper for their TP.

I don’t know how Drew’s toilet isn’t clogged on the reg if he’s stuffing 50+ sheets of TP on top of his shit. That poor porcelain.... 

If you were Jed York, would you have revoked the HC position from Kyle Shanahan for calling a shitty 2nd half of the Super Bowl?

Let me tell you man.... Decided on a whim to pack up my shit and move to Somalia. As soon as I landed, I was greeted by a fine young fellow with a sign saying “Now Hiring”.

“What business are you in?” I asked.
“Logistics and shipping, and sometimes fishing,” he replied.

Well, that’s all I needed to know to sign up…

Facebook does suck... And frankly most social media platforms suck. But, Facebook is the only one that’s figured out how to be profitable, and continue to grow their audience.... That thing will never die.

When Donald Trump is the reason why people log on to read his batshit crazy rants, it shouldn’t be a surprise…