Not the GOLFERS. The Gophers!

Counterpoint:

That’s true. And would make sense that we’re noticing the drop in quality now. I remember the lunchable pizza ones in the mid-90's were advertised as having tombstone pizza sauce. There’s no way it’s the same sauce today.

I remember the sauce tasting much better back in the day with the pizza lunchables. I bought one the other week since they were on sale at the grocery store, and IMO they’ve gone down in quality... Or maybe I just didn’t notice quality back when I was 10 years old.

You shut your damn mouth about Gushers. Those things are still delicious. In what world is Trader Joe’s peanut butter pretzels a comparable alternative to Gushers?

Damn, you just opened up my world to an entire new realm of possibilities!

I believe Buffalo Bills fans aren’t as crazy as they appear.

I believe the Detroit Lions fan was NOT eating out another man’s asshole. He was just tying his shoe, near another man with his pants down, and nudged his face with said man’s asshole when he finished tying his shoe.

We want more dongs!!!

The NFL looked the other way in the 2009 NFC Championship Game while the Saints were trying to commit murder on the field. They wanted the feel good story of a city rallying around their team after Hurricane Katrina.

I can get behind this. His first 10 years were GOAT territory. Now he’s fallen off a god damn cliff. Probably because he’s 45 years old.

Fuck Bishop Sankey, Antonio Andrews, and every other horse shit RB they’ve had since the infamous CJ2K season. Never again will I be fooled by a Titans “starting RB” in fantasy football.

Slow news day, huh?

Last year was a heart breaker too, but I wasn’t convinced the Vikings were going to make a run to a Super Bowl victory. I was absolutely convinced in 1998 and 2009 that a Super Bowl parade was coming to Minneapolis.

You bastard. For years I’ve had that memory blocked... Now the emotions are coming back.

Not sure if there’s a way to make helmets better, but I’d probably look into that.

Don’t remember my first beer, but I do recall my first hard liquor experience. 16 years old and my best friend’s older brother bought us a handle of Captain Morgan and Coke. We hosted a texas hold’em tournament while drinking pretty damn strong captain and cokes. The tournament itself was a complete blur, and I…

Well, it wasn’t a black bear....

*Ducks and runs*

“Guys start talking”
*CC immediately winces, thinks to himself, “Fuck I have to talk to this guy.”
CC: “Great game, what are you going to do after this?”
JW: “Heard about this good spot for wings down the street.” *Starts making gestures with his hand* “It’s pretty fucking hot with this hat on.”
CC: “Listening to you…

Correct. If any of us posted that on our FB, Twitter, Instagrams we would be fired immediately. Fuck Crowell and fuck the butthurt Police Union President.