What’s confusing about that? He keeps his lighter in his ass.

Had a moment when I dropped down to 5 lbs below my pre-kid weight and I was still wearing pants two sizes bigger. I just threw my hands in the air and went out to buy bikinis because who even cares anymore. So I guess that had a weird positive effect on me.

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Mabeline: mind = blown.

I put Vaseline on my lips every single night. I put it on my hands and elbows in the winter, and I put it on my cracked heels in the summer. Vaseline is the shit, and I will never give it up ever.

for the knowledge of anyone who is coming down here as a lilly fan to be upset, let me say, this is a post about the brand’s very deliberately calibrated identity, not about any woman in particular who wears it. i’m from the country club south and know there are plenty of ladies out there who (1) do not fear…

holding you to it. this honestly sounds so good that i could retract my entire post tbh

That quote from Don Quixote is so perfect. I'm strongly considering getting it printed on business cards to hand out to gawking men on the street and overly persistent guys at the bars.

I like this article. It was accessible and seems accurate. I hope you don't get discouraged by a few grumpy scientific purists and keep writing stuff like this.

"fragrance" is still proprietary in the EU, which has the strictest laws about what chemicals can and cannot be present in cosmetics (a standard this author might want to look into, since the FDA is a joke.)

"fragrance" will never get more specific on labels because fragrance components are proprietary. Legally, companies do not have to list the ingredients that make up the fragrance because they are protected intellectual property.

I feel very cool. I requested this "What's up with..." topic and now it's happened! *I hope I'm the only one! ...then I would feel SUPER DUPER cool.

small molecules

If you prefer your nail polish to be gorgeous and relatively low risk, I highly recommend Zoya. Their polishes are really, really nice. And in April every year they run a promotion where they sell all polish half off under the condition that you'll send your "bad" polishes to them for disposal. Go forth!

What makes you think I'm "real?"

Imma let you finish, but St. Ives Apricot Scrub has been my facial lover for all time. So simple. Pretty cheap. Effective.

I'll back you up on baking soda. Back when I was young and pretty enough to worry about things like exfoliation, I tried it on the recommendation of a book and it's great. You need a paste, it works well to mix a little in with a non-harsh cleanser, and it's highly effective so don't rub too much. I think what made it…