now that you've been given a diagram, i'd encourage you to experiment dark AND light colors. i've found that i don't like the look of darker colors here, but love something bright (neutral or otherwise).

ya i'm not up in arms either i just think it's funny

Most powerful lobby in DC.

cosign, that reed thing just sounds like good business

i will fix that in the piece! ty

This is not—and was never—good parenting.

So incredibly interesting! This:

This is some brave shit.

SO much easier to be like that when they're dead though.

Anytime I wash my face my skin feels oilier - I'll never go back to washing it twice a day. Trader Joes does have a few really good face washes. I'd recommend the All-in-One cleanser to anyone - it was actually formulated by a dermatologist who works for a big name skincare brand. It's basically that brand's $50 face…

Canned cream of mushroom soup is actual awesome sauce.

I love this series.

This was my favorite thing when you wrote for the Hairpin. I'm so glad you're doing it here too! Even if it means I'm going to buy way too much stuff I don't need ...

Law and Order: SPACE

I'm getting very strong feels that you are a fantastic person. I wish I knew you in real life.

And don't you love that it only applies to women? We'd better look attractive until the exact arbitrary moment that we are no longer deemed as such, at which time we must immediately dress matronly so as to easily disappear into the backdrop and not cause anyone to have to look at us. Meanwhile, beer bellies and back…

I want to be your friend. This is my favorite exchange of the day.

I love that about old guys in gyms too. Like the Oatmeal cartoon about small differences.

How about give zero fucks and wear whatever speaks to you. Garnish your outfits with some insouciantly wrinkled knees. You can probably pull off eccentric so well other women will be jealous and start trying to follow your trend setting glory.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE LADIES WALKING AROUND NUDE IN THE GYM BATHROOM?