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If I ever have kids, I’m not going to allow them to watch anything Disney. It’s Game of Thrones for them. Valar Morghulis, ya little monsters.

I just want to say that I have worn a number of dresses that look very similar to the ones pointed out in this article and Ellie sees me every day and now I understand her blank smiles

i will! i also do a little taco tepango every now and then but i mean

read whatever you want man

The whole Christmas card thing was a scam thought up by Hallmark to make money*. White people have taken it to a whole other level with this family photo shite.

hahahahahah i had the same reaction

1) live-tweeted a miscarriage during a board meeting

More of a “fuck off” wrenchingly, I would say

kill me

They are full of shit. FULL OF SHIT.

Men generally considered these objects to be devilish.

No, your legacy will live on after your eggs have hatched. Don’t stop believing, Lyz.

This was a fascinating read. Loved it.

Update: Kelly is dead. RIP Kelly.