“Spiritual consequences.”

“I have deeply held religious beliefs that I need to be able to lie to all the patients!”

I will not buy her new book. I WILL watch Twilight of My Soul: The Stephenie Meyer Story on Lifetime Television for Women starring Julianna Margulies.

I just picture S. Meyer sitting at her computer thinking, “They want fanfic? I’LL SHOW THEM FANFIC!” and then emerging from her darkened study with the manuscript held aloft as she screams “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?”

the setting of Hamlet doesn’t really have a lot of immediate and obvious connection to a country

People are acting as if people of color LITERALLY DID NOT EXIST during this time so it’s okay. Also, to all the people talking about the special Oscar created for James Baskett, the fact that THIS YEAR was the first time a black woman won the Emmy for leading actress means that in the future you think it’s fine for…

Our national nightmare continues.

Yup. He regrets it because it negatively impacted him, not because he feels any actual remorse or realization.

“We don’t value what we feminize.” This.

Normal people go to the internet for their nudes. This guy obviously wants to dominate the girls. He doesn’t care about the pictures. He just wants to show he can make people do what he wants. And if they don’t, they get slaughtered.

I guess it was more about having power and sway over his female colleagues than it was about noodz

“Blah blah blah why would you send nudes if you don’t want people seeing them blah blah”

Oh wow, another misogynist woman-hating teenager who wants to murder women en masse because he was rejected by a female. This shit is getting real old. People - stop raising your boys to think that they are *owed* a woman. We are people, we have agency, we are NOT prizes that one can “win” by being nice or because you…

Jesus kid get your nudes from the internet like the rest of us.

My friend bumped into him at the grocery store in Santa Rosa over the weekend. Fieri complimented my friend’s hair. My friend immediately started questioning everything about his own appearance ever.

“impersonator”

Do we know where Guy Fierei is? Maybe this is one of those Thomas Crown situations where a bored/desperate* basic cable food show host steals food and booze from sports bars. Just like the movie!

Well, I heard that Norwegian cloudberries picked by the decendants of trolls and hulders cure cancers caused by electromagnetic waves if you write your intention on the container and put it under your pillow when sleeping. It’s true, my friend’s cousin’s dogsitter sent me a FW:FW:FW: that proved it with words!