I don't talk about anything I did over ten years ago, sex life included because I was pretty much a different person a decade ago. I can't hate on Kim because she has hustle.

I feel like even the so called pro porn people are pearl clutchy about Kim K’s tape. That and they resent she refuses to be defined by it. If I had to be defined by a job or sex act I did years ago I’d refuse to talk about it too.

Sometimes I take Klonopin when I’ve had a few Vodka sodas and I wind up blacking out and posting really weird shit on FB. Fortunately I don’t think anyone can tell because I still manage to spell everything correctly.

Selma Blair is so classy and I hope things only improve for her.

Agreed. I was very impressed. This is how apologies are done.

My friend is an ICU nurse and basically same story. She works nights and gets off work around the time I’m going into work. I’ll get the craziest texts from her. Medical care is a hard line of work.

Mr. Levy takes ambien and if he doesn’t go right to bed, some fucked up shit can be said/happen. None of it abusive or scary, but nonsensical shit (like he tries to make a point and has no fucking clue what he’s saying). Sometimes it’s amusing, but usually I’m just like, “Go the fuck to sleep, dude.”

you can get legitimate black out from xanax and wine

She’s clearly badly embarrassed. I feel for her.

I dated a guy who had to take ambien as a sleeping aide and after a certain time at night, I knew he would not be coherant anymore. I would text with him or talk to him on facebook and he would warn me ahead of time. Then, 20 minutes later, he would send the weirdest shit to me and then eventually he would just pass…

It sounds very sincere, almost overwrought considering that what happened was beyond her control after she made the poor decision to mix alcohol and meds. It's too bad that most celebrities who say/do stupid/offensive/hurtful/disruptive shit when they're fully aware of their actions don't know how to apologize like…

Yeah, that was classy as shit. And she didn’t do some bullshit “exhaustion” excuse. She probably has a flying phobia. I have two close friends who are hugely afraid of flying. One of them has to drug herself to get through it and the other one just refuses.

Yeah, it seemed really sincere and mature. Kind of refreshing, as far as celebrity apologies go and all.

Selma Blair’s apology is lovely. I think you have a fourth point for your list.

Yes, and most porn actors don’t get long running reality tv shows, children’s clothing lines, the cover of vogue and invited to the met gala.

I think Kim is sincere. I think she’s at a fairly high risk of getting shot by a crazed fan/hater/Jonathan Cheban guy. She’s certainly way more at risk than all of us that didn’t have the audacity to profit from her own sex tape/body.

I say keep on roasting him. I'm enjoying this.

That song was EVERYTHING! And, it came out around the same time as Meatloaf’s “I’d Do Anything For Love But I Won’t Do That”. To get the two of them back to back on MTV was amazing-balls.

what really scares me with these guys is they don’t give a flying fuck if the destruction is mutual. they’re so angry and unhinged that they’d sacrifice themselves just to get revenge. he’s (hopefully) ruined his own life (though not on the same level of ruination that he’s inflicted upon his ex and her son) with…

All nurses have a bit of ‘cold hard bitch’ inside them. It’s what makes us able to deal with some of the awful stuff we see and keep turning up to work. It’s a good trait to have a bit of.