On my planet that is known as “swimming”.

Can your penis do this? If so, it’s not evil.

I only hear about her responding to nasty things the Klan or Kanye has said about her. Like the the “30 showers” comment came out of nowhere and was unprovoked. So she called out Kim’s family riding on her coattails and getting rich from her fame, post sex tape. Everything else has been about addressing sex shaming on…

When asked how often he showers, Kris Humphries answered, “I’m a grower, not a shower.”

Lol. Another day, another arken penis mention here on Jezebel.

It isn’t her fault none of them is this fabulous:

I LOVE HER, TOO. Seriously, lady is smart, funny, gorgeous, and takes no shit. She is awesome.

Who wouldn’t?

I’d love to take like 30 showers WITH Amber. Among other activities.

Just confirming, you said ‘at’ right?

“Fucking patriarchy.” There that’s better. Penii have feelings too.

Did you see her video Walk of No Shame?

I think she’s talking about you and your evil penis

I LOVE AMBER ROSE

Rose’s mother, Dorothy, joined in and held a sign that referenced Kanye West who, in a February interview said: “It’s very hard for a woman to want to be with someone that was with Amber Rose, I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim.” Men are incredibly dumb and this is a good sign.

Wow. Even your fantasies are lame.

Considering I’m a happily married heterosexual male, I have a feeling I could handle you.

S’okay....I think you’re pretty safe from any woman showing you anything voluntarily.

I’m a straight woman and I still enjoy seeing a nice pair of breasts.