The appropriate phrase for the female version of sausage party is clam bake.

I have actually done this. I wrote a play with 4 male roles and one female role - then I started reading Jezebel and I looked at my play and thought - why the hell is this play a sausage fest? What was I thinking! These don't need to be dudes!

If you have no idea how to write women, write a male character then change the name and pronouns. Look at that, your female characters became people. It's magic!

I'm a Doug fan. He is such an absurdist and he often strays into questionable territory, but I forgive him because he's so irrepressibly goofy.

They are probably comic book and video game nerds who consider themselves "nice guys" and take all the misogyny in his films at face value.

because they're nerds and nerds are more likely to be socially retarded

Exactly, and sometimes people marry the wrong person and end up living happily forever with the person they cheated with. Doesn't make the cheating any less shitty and wrong but sometimes people are destined to live a different life than the one they originally plan for.

Yep, he leaves wife #1 for something brighter and shinier so he could have new sex. No shock when he does it again, especially when the sex dries up because they have four kids under the age of whatever.

They were both married to other people when they got together.

reading your comment, i know i'm your superior.

Lawrence probably doesn't have the final word on her magazine pictures, posters, and stuff right?

Unassisted and away from your family and everything you know.At the age of like 14. Mary will always win Worst Christmas Ever.

So this happened:

ERMAGERD!!! Okay, so I work in the food industry and generally professional chefs do not cook at home on a regular basis. They slave away in the kitchen anywhere between 8-16 hours a day, so the last thing they'd want to do when they have some time off is cook in the kitchen.

SHE SAID SHE READ ALL OF THEM THAT WAS A GOTCHA QUESTION SHE JUST DIDN'T WANT TO APPEAR TO FAVOR ONE PUBLICATION OVER ANOTHER SHE READS ALL OF THEM SHE IS JUST ALWAYS READING EVERYTHING WHY ARE YOU SO JUDGMENTAL?

Abscess makes the hearth grow Fonda.

Sorry, what?! I glanced at your comment, scrolled up, and then my brain went, "6 hours of pushi...6 HOURS OF PUSHING?!"

"I gave my girl so many teddy bears, cause like, she lost hers at a sleepover the week before and she was real upset before her PSAT so I was like, girl, I'mma get you all the teddy bears."

Why do we have to take one over the other? Can't we just get rid of all of them? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!! I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS HERE!!