Too. Much. Vocal. Fry.

It makes my head hurt.

I don't even know how... how to explain or process what I just watched.

I like her video because she is mad. And crazy like this is kind of adorable. She is just so odd! Excellent sharing.

The solution is to just have one book with all these tips. A lot of the girls' options already go hand in hand with the boys'.

Hugging a skinny person is like hugging a chihuahua, and we all know they're really mean.

Oh, it's an appropriation-off!

I love this. I choose to see hilariously loving.

Mike's Hard Lemonade has a creepy fixation on much, much younger women.

Rum uses the word "bro" unironically and misuses the word "ironically." His buddies set him up on blind dates a lot.

Sangria is the attractive sweet-smelling man you just met at the beach. Who also just roofied you.

My favorite line, by far, in this incredible finale: "Cheer up, beautiful people. This is where you get to make it right." So fucking BRILLIANT.

"Meth Damon" is pure gold. Or rather, pure blue.

I still have to go with Gus for that title because of the way he calmly slashed Victor's throat. However, I did think there were a lot of similarities between Gus and Meth Damon.

That smile is the smile of a woman who is experiencing a constant, low level panic that she has done something wrong.

Ah! That would be Cillian Murphy.

I see what you did there. Well done.

I don't like coke either, I just love the way it smells.

And that was no where around me and my friends, thank goodness. No, it was me and my buddy Jagermeister! Fuck yeah I will pound half a bottle of it before Ozzfest! Yes I will pass out and and then later get stuck in a mosh pit somehow, only to be rescued by skinheads. Good times.

I think that was her dad's t shirt.