And THIS, once again, is why boys need to be taught from a young age what rape is. Don't tell girls how to dress, or act, or walk, or whatever. Tell boys that unless you get a lucid and enthusiastic "yes", it is rape.

I like him a lot, but I really LOVE Jennifer Westfeldt. Part of me is very sad that she doesn't get as much attention/work as he does when they're both very talented. She's a great writer and performer.

I would absolutely laugh. I am impressed at her ability to keep a straight face.

Notorious grump says grumpy thing.

Sounds like a scene from Good Will Hunting to me.

My step-grandmother (a truly lovely person) would have smiled and said he seems "real unusual" and left it at that. Alas, I am not quite as lovely.

Yep this is crass, but I've had 4 babies and they were big (9-10.5lbs) and I can't tell you how often I hear "jesus you're so tight" the first time I have sex with someone. So go fuck yourself Romeo Rose. My vag is pretty fucking awesome despite having been desecrated by childbirth.

Absolutely. I'm calling Mr. KPC as I type, gotta kick you to the curb, baby, found a better man. Sweet! Oh. Wait. I forgot. I've got two kids. My vag is a ginormous cave. Damn. And here I thought I found the man of my dreams. Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me???? *sob*

Up there on the list of disappointing things I have learned about humanity (right along with the holocaust and plague blankies) is that %99 of men refuse to learn anything about vaginas. Thus, hearing a man talk about a vagina is a lot like reading Marco Polo writing about Indians. They had two heads and eyes on their…

This definitely deserves some Mrs. White:

Thank you. I do too, but I'm more super awkward less douche. My friend made me a shirt that says "Lacking certain social skills" and its perfect for meeting new people.

Autism does not excuse douche behaviour! I have it, my brother has it; we try super, super hard NOT to be douches. You can certainly be both Autistic and a douche, but the former is no excuse for the latter.

"You have to excuse him, really, I think he has a little bit of a condition."

Note to self: Plan trip to Austin ;D

I prefer a woman that has never had children, because having kids does ruin a womans body often times. They end up with stretch marks. And also sometimes it makes their vagina looser, and I don’t care how many kegel exercises a woman does, after she has 2 or 3 eight to ten pound babies, you can’t tell me it’s going to…

I have a really tough time believing in Art God... I'm more of a Flying Macaroni Art Monster gal myself.

I had the same thought. Well, maybe not "deep rooted mental health issues", but I did think that he seems to have a serious social deficit that could be due to some kind of autistic spectrum disorder or something like that. As my aunty would say, "You have to excuse him, really, I think he has a little bit of a condit…

Are you shitting me?

I think we should give awards to the girl who has the most qualities this guy despises.

I'm black, chubby, and I wear my glasses everyday. I also have 3 tattoos with plans for more tattoos and piercings. I love to bet on sports and I'm a total exhibitionist. I've had a lot of threesomes with an ex that I'm still incredible friends with. I love all these things about myself.